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Belarusian dictator was laughed at the Comedy Central TV

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Belarusian dictator was laughed at the Comedy Central TV

The story about "teddy bears bombardment" of Belarus is still at the focus of world media.

American humor chaannel Comedy Central TV also reported about the last dictator of Europe. The authors attempted to explain the plot of the last decisions of Lukashenko and analyze the implications of the appearance of "bear assault".

The organizers of "teddy bears bombardment" didn't know of Lukashenko's morbid fear of teddy bears, seeded as a child when he caught his own teddy bear censoring his mail and oppressing his parent's political discourse. He vowed that when he became leader of the country, teddy bears would be denied the vote and the right to picnic, said authors or story.

The sight of hundreds of these so-called cuddly toys raining down on him from the skies sent him into an unstoppable rage. He immediately fired his closest advisor, Mr Potato Head, and set out in a Noddy car to mark the bears down for execution. Strapping each bear to explosives, he realised he had to do more to clamp down on this blatant taunting of his arctophobia.

That's when he called up the Third Battalion of Clown Fusiliers and dispatched them across the Baltic Sea to Sweden, - the channel mocked.

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