Lukashenka Claims Americans Want To Kidnap Belarusian Cosmonaut

The dictator's press service published the insane statement.

Lukashenka spoke with members of the main crew of the 21st expedition to the ISS Aleh Navitski and Maryna Vasileuskaya. The dictator said that the Americans want to kidnap the Belarusian cosmonaut. The dictator's press service published this insane statement.

— I only ask you one thing. There is the American segment at the station, right?

— Yes.

— Make sure the Americans don’t kidnap her into their segment.

-— She will only come in with the commander. And come out with me.

— Yes. I beg you personally to keep an eye on her. We will need her on Earth later.

— Of course, we will return her safe and sound.

All this time, Maryna Vasileuskaya was giggling in a weird way, without saying a word.