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How a Jew should register at Shapira's office

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How a Jew should register at Shapira's office
Yauhen Lipkovich
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A blogger called to the Minsk regional executive committee to learn how he should register in accordance with Lukashenka's order.

– Hello, this is the Minsk regional executive committee.

– Hello, my name is Yauhen Lipkovich. The president said in his address yesterday that all Jews must be registered at Shapira's office. I am calling you to learn how I can do it.

– Could you hold on, please?

The call was put through.

– Hello.

– Hello. I am Yauhen Lipkovich. The president said on television yesterday that all Jews must be registered. I call you to learn how I should do it.

– Many people call us every day.

– Do all of them want to be registered?

– Yes.

– Is the infrastructure ready?

– Do you want me to answer seriously or not?

– I want you to tell me the truth.

– Calm down, please.

– I am okay.

– Did you calm down?

– Yes.

– So, do you want me to answer seriously or not?

– Seriously, of course. The registration can be introduced retrospectively...

– Sorry?

– My wife is abroad. She says she won't return to the country. It's not funny.

– Eh... Hmm...

– What is your name? I didn't catch it.

– My name is Siarhei Paulavich.

– What is your job, Siarhei Paulavich?

– I work at the social and administrative department of the regional executive committee.

– What is your surname?

– I won't tell you my surname.

– Why?

– I don't want.

– But I'll ask in the office to whom they put me through.

He hang up.

Yauhen Lipkovich

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